By Meg Curtis, PhD
Thank you for dropping water balloons on our national buffoons.
Thank you for changing our programming from Uncle Sam to Mother Nature.
Thank you for demonstrating that knowledge of science is more than a grade on a teleprompter.
Thank you for providing material for at least a few well-deserved Pulitzers.
Thank you for staying away until now.
Your fan, Meg
*Readers of this column will recognize the emoticon for Rolling Eyes.