By Meg Curtis, PhD
Dear Sandy,
Thank you for dropping water balloons on our national
buffoons.
Thank you for changing our programming from Uncle Sam to
Mother Nature.
Thank you for demonstrating that knowledge of science is
more than a grade on a teleprompter.
Thank you for providing material for at least a few well-deserved
Pulitzers.
Thank you for staying away until now.
Sincerely,
Your fan, Meg
*Readers of this column will recognize the emoticon for Rolling Eyes.
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